Can you feel it?

The story of creation just got a little more interesting

Assume what you will. This song ain't dirty,

OMG! We haven't had one of these in YEARS!

Our hero stumbles into a graveyard. Zombies get his toes a-tappin.'

2nd story of "There she is!!"

Link takes his boredom out on a defenseless pig... who turns out to be a killing machine!

Shawnee Jenkins' parents eat people, but that's okay. They're still Mom and Dad.

Don't drink and think.

Some people have all the luck. Sometimes it's bad.

DDR dance party, everyone! I SAID, *EVERY*ONE.