Don't drink and think.

Our hero stumbles into a graveyard. Zombies get his toes a-tappin.'

Some people have all the luck. Sometimes it's bad.

OMG! We haven't had one of these in YEARS!

Can you feel it?

The story of creation just got a little more interesting

DDR dance party, everyone! I SAID, *EVERY*ONE.

Assume what you will. This song ain't dirty,

Shawnee Jenkins' parents eat people, but that's okay. They're still Mom and Dad.

2nd story of "There she is!!"

Link takes his boredom out on a defenseless pig... who turns out to be a killing machine!